Sex Hugs & Sausage Rolls T-Shirt Tee

Sex: When a bird has sex with a Bee
"Son.. let me tell you about the birds and the bees"
*Dad explains*
"Any questions Son?"
"Yeah dad, why is the bird, having sex with the bee"

Hugs:
1. A confused Hershey kiss, that's a hermaphrodite.
2. The act of embracing someone
3. An increasingly popular substitution for drug use.
Commonly used phrase: Hugs not drugs. In that case I need some hugs.

Sausage Rolls: A pastry coated treat often consumed after drinking.
"I'm off to the shops, want anything?"
"Yeah, get me 2 litres of juice, painkillers and two sausage rolls."